milli

Milli "I'm-not-fat-just-big-boned" Cat has been terrorizing houseplants
since she came into this world on a warm Fall day in 1997. Her likes (laps,
windows, sunlight, Fancy Feast, sleep) are far outweighed by her dislikes
(cat carrier, her mom's singing, belly petting, the toilet flushing, other
cats, doorbells, catnip, cross-eyed looks) but her disposition generally
remains happy and calm.

Milli's first few weeks were spent on a farm somewhere in Iowa (she's
already heard your inbreeding jokes). Since then, she has become quite the
well-traveled pussycat with an estimated eleven moves. Her favorite place
in the world is her newest house on Fenton Street. Although she was born in
the fall, her officially observed birthday is February 13th. Cards and
gifts (Fancy Feast) are accepted, although gift wrap does pose a bit of a
challenge considering the lack of opposable thumbs.

- submitted by Milli's human, Erin "EZ" Boardman